I’m 28. After ten years away from home I just moved back in with my parents and it. is. awesome. Our town is boring and lame and adding to my already innate ability to feel sorry for myself. I have little to no social life save for blood relatives and my longtime steady boyfriend, the World Wide Web. Currently I am working at a very make-believe job as a nanny for my two nieces. Every morning they poop at the same time and it’s really mean (and stinky), but other than that I can dig it. Right now the younger one (Sailer) is sleeping, and the older (Elin) is being forced by me to watch An American Tail and get out of my face – so here we are.
Feivel’s singing “Somewhere Out There” now, gotta go. It’s cry time.
