Long time no see. Deal with it.
I want to talk about something very serious. I was watching tv the other day (weird, I know) and happened across this gem and couldn’t help myself. By “couldn’t help myself” I mean I didn’t actually watch it per say, but I think the few minutes I saw were enough.
Ninja Cheerleaders.
It’s real. As in, a real movie – and I’m pretty sure it’s not a porno.
I dont really think I have to say much more than that. The trailer pretty much sums it up. Any movie featuring both George Takei AND Trishelle from Real World: Las Vegas has 4 stars written all over it. These girls, all in high school (right), juggle their time on the cheerleading squad with their after-school ninja practice while also working as exotic dancers to save money for…wait for it…Brown University. It doesn’t get any better.
